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STATIONARY MILKING TABLE - ULTRA STRONG & RELIABLE

STATIONARY MILKING TABLE - ULTRA STRONG & RELIABLE

Regular price $2,199.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $2,199.00 USD
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Five years of fun research, thoughtful design and enjoyable testing has resulted in the  best milking and glory hole table in the world. There is no other like it.

We've made it with both the professional and home user in mind. 

We've used the best framing techniques for strength and reliability. We've used the most comfortable foam and the highest quality upholstery. We've made the table height adjustable so it can cater for everyone and the craftsmanship on the holes is second to none.

This is our stationary model. It has amazing underneath access from all 4 sides and is very robust and strong. Please take a moment to read all the notes on the photos so you can understand all the design features and you can review the detailed dimensions and specifications below. 

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SPECIFICATIONS

  • What weight can the table hold?It can hold 450lbs/204kg in total

  • Length: 185cm without face cushion extension and 212cm with the face cushion extension attached

  • Width: 30" (76cm)

  • Adjustable Height Range: 27" to 37" (69cm to 95cm). This will suit every person.

  • Foam: 7cm high-density multi-layered foam for maximum support and comfort

  • Covering: Super soft, oil resistant, easy clean PU

TIPS

Cleaning: Our tables are made with the highest quality PU upholstery which make them hard wearing and long lasting. Massage oil, perspiration or other fluids can cause any vinyl upholstery to dry, harden and finally crack if these items are left sitting on the upholstery for long periods. Clean the table down after every use, you’ll want to use warm water and a mild detergent or plain mild soapy water.
We recommend employing a simple soap solution. And afterwards, wiping your table down with plain water to clean away any potentially corrosive residue then drying the upholstery carefully with a fresh towel. Your table’s headrest and arm shelf should be wiped down in the same way as your milking table. We like to use Dr. Bronner's: Pure-Castile Liquid Soaps.

Even better yet, buy a standard fitted massage table couch cover. They are inexpensive and usually cost under £20. They come with a built in hole for the face and can come with a separate cover for the face cushion, Once you put the couch cover on the milking table. Mark the glory hole with some chalk or market. And but out the hole from the fabric cover and stitch the edges. You then have the table fully covered and protected and the soft couch cover is very nice to lay on too. You can also just bring the couch cover to a local sewing person or stitching shop and they will be able to do it for you for around £10. When you use a couch cover like this, normally no fluids make there way through to the couch and if they do, only very light cleaning is required.

We have found the best place to buy these covers and some other table accessories to be Massage Warehouse in the UK and also Massage Warehouse in the USA.

DELIVERY

DELIVERY

Once you place our order, we start to work on it and it is usually ready to ship in 3-5 working days. If you are based in the UK you should receive your new milking table within 5-7 working days.

If you are ordering from outside the UK new orders will be ready to ship within 3-5 working days and once it has left us the time frame can vary from country to country. For USA it is usually delivered within 1 week after dispatch. For most of Europe it will arrive in 3-4 working days after dispatch. You will receive a tracking number so you can keep an eye on it's progress. If you have a query about the delivery time frame after it has been dispatched please contact the courier directly.

We deliver free inside the UK Mainland. Our tables are dispatched from our workshop in the south of England.

Shipping prices to the most popular countries that we deliver to in Europe and the USA are listed at checkout. If your country is not listed please contact is for a delivery price.

We ship worldwide. However, if your country is not listed at checkout, due to shipping prices changing week by week we prefer to get a new quote for each customer to make sure you have the most up to date delivery prices. Please send us a message through the contact form with your full address and we will reply with a delivery price and you can then decide if you wish to proceed or not.

Import Customs & Duties: If your country charges import duties or taxes on items you buy outside your country, you are responsible for paying these. You pay for the goods and delivery to us directly but if there are any import duties you need to pay these locally upon arrival.

We know that countries in the EU do charge import duties when having items delivered from the UK.

Good news! There are no import duties and taxes if you are ordering from the USA.

For any other countries you are responsible for finding out if there are any import duties.

RETURNS

Defective Products: All items are hand made and fully checked over before dispatch. On the rare chance you have received a defective or damaged in transit item, please contact us and we can arrange a replacement for you.

Incorrect Item Shipped: Although very unlikely as we only make 2 different models, If there is a mistake in the item shipped to you, please let us know so we can replace it for you.

Incorrect Product Ordered: Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot exchange used items. It is the responsibility of the customer to ensure that they are ordering the correct product. You are welcome to return the item for a refund but the item needs to be unused and packed as received. We will check it over when it arrives back to us. If there are any signs of use or it doesn't not have the original packaging, it will be sent back to you at your cost. Any refunds due to you will be for the original cost of the item but shipping fees already paid by us will not be refunded.

Change of Mind: All sales are final. Items purchased, once the shipping box has been opened, may not be returned or exchanged. You can return it still sealed and unopened but any refunds will exclude shipping fees already paid by us to send it to you.

Cancellations: Once an order has been processed, we are unable to make any additions, changes or quantity adjustments to it, or stop it from shipping.

If you changed your mind before the order is delivered, and no longer wish to receive the product, you can mark the UNOPENED box with “Return to sender” and send it back to us. Once we receive the order back, we will credit you for the cost of the product minus the shipping costs (where applicable) and a 20% restocking fee. If you paid a shipping costs you will not be refunded that portion as it has already been paid by us to the courier.

If you have any additional concerns about an order, please contact us through the contact form on our website.

Thank you for reading this information before ordering!

Customer Reviews

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Colin
Great sized hole

I loved how generous they’ve made the glory hole. My wife is underneath milking me and there is enough room for her to slip her hand up and finger my asshole at the same time. I've used another milking table before but this is the first with anal access. I'v enever been so completely drained of cum before this came into our lives.

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Miss L
Third time lucky!!

This is my third milking table. The previous 2 broke over time. This one feels more robust and definetly has more padding and a mor eluxurious look and feel. Feels like something from a 5 star hotel. Also the hole on this one is bigger which helps a lot as many of my clients are different sizes. Glad I found it and that they shipped to my country.

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Glen
Wonderful craftsmanship

Very strong and robust table. I ordered it for a private swingers club I help run and every memberhas been very impressed with it. The craftsmanship is superb and we continue to have lots of fun with the table

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Dave P.
Fun for 2

I had a play date over and she sat straddled over the hole while I licked her out from underneath and used a vibey on her clit at the same time. She was then very generous in her time and efforst when reciprocating afterwards. I advise treating your partner to pleasure first as she'll be more horny and you will get more on the 2nd go around

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Martin K
Not portable

I thought it folded up like the other model they sell but it doesn't and takes up a lot of space. It would be perfect if I had the space but I don't so I've made it into an office desk when Its not in use by putting a wooden board on top to conceal it. When in use though it's a pretty amazing piece of sex furniture. I am in my fifties and it's taken until now to experience extreme pleasure. Never before have I felt what it is like to cum so much. You feel completely empty and drained after it. Wonderful experience and it's created a new spark in our relationship as my wife can receive pleasure too due to the generous hole size. Highly reocmmended if you have the space