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Five years of fun research, thoughtful design and enjoyable testing has resulted in the best portable folding milking and glory hole table in the world. Thanks to your feedback, we've thought of everything and there is nothing more you could want in what has been described by many as the best piece of erotic furniture they've ever used. It is guaranteed to spice up your love life and maximise your sexual experience. 

We've made it with both the professional and home user in mind. For the professional, you can visit people's homes or hotel rooms adding much more flexibility for you. For the home user, it folds away neatly so can be stored out of sight and is lightweight and easy to setup in seconds. It's height adjustable so people of al heights can use it and we've designed it so the face cushion goes at both ends so you can choose your positioning based on your height and you can use the built in breath hole so you basically have 3 different position options.

We've designed the wonderful glory hole so that both women and men can experience the ultimate in pleasure.

We've used the best framing techniques for strength and reliability. We've used the most comfortable foam and the highest quality upholstery. We've made the table height adjustable so it can cater for everyone and the craftsmanship on the holes is second to none.

This is our portable model. It has unrivalled crawl access underneath for a portable table with no barriers to entry on the glory hole end. 

Please take a moment to read all the notes on the photos so you can understand all the design features and you can review the detailed dimensions and specifications below. 

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  • What weight can the table hold?It can hold 450lbs/204kg in total

  • What is the weight of the table when it is being carried? 13.7kg (excluding accessories)

  • Length: 185cm without face cushion extension and 212cm with the face cushion extension attached

  • Width: 30" (76cm) at the wides point of the shoulders and feet and it is 26" (66cm) in the middle of the table

  • Adjustable Height Range: 24" to 33" (62cm to 83cm). This will suit every person

  • Storing: If you want to store this under the bed or in the closet the folded dimensions are 92.5cm long x 76cm height x 23cm depth (36.4" x 30" x 9")

  • Foam: 6.5cm high-density multi-layered foam for maximum support and comfort

  • Covering: Super soft, oil resistant, easy clean PU

  • Carrying: Durable carry case with shoulder strap and handles is included


Cleaning: Our tables are made with the highest quality PU upholstery which make them hard wearing and long lasting. Massage oil, perspiration or other fluids can cause any vinyl upholstery to dry, harden and finally crack if these items are left sitting on the upholstery for long periods. Clean the table down after every use, you’ll want to use warm water and a mild detergent or plain mild soapy water.
We recommend employing a simple soap solution. And afterwards, wiping your table down with plain water to clean away any potentially corrosive residue then drying the upholstery carefully with a fresh towel. Your table’s headrest and arm shelf should be wiped down in the same way as your milking table. We like to use Dr. Bronner's: Pure-Castile Liquid Soaps.

Even better yet, buy a standard fitted massage table couch cover. They are inexpensive and usually cost under £20. They come with a built in hole for the face and can come with a separate cover for the face cushion, Once you put the couch cover on the milking table. Mark the glory hole with some chalk or market. And but out the hole from the fabric cover and stitch the edges. You then have the table fully covered and protected and the soft couch cover is very nice to lay on too. You can also just bring the couch cover to a local sewing person or stitching shop and they will be able to do it for you for around £10. When you use a couch cover like this, normally no fluids make there way through to the couch and if they do, only very light cleaning is required.

We have found the best place to buy these covers and some other table accessories to be Massage Warehouse in the UK and also Massage Warehouse in the USA.



Once you place our order, we start to work on it and it is usually ready to ship in 3-5 working days. If you are based in the UK you should receive your new milking table within 5-7 working days.

If you are ordering from outside the UK new orders will be ready to ship within 3-5 working days and once it has left us the time frame can vary from country to country. For USA it is usually delivered within 1 week after dispatch. For most of Europe it will arrive in 3-4 working days after dispatch. You will receive a tracking number so you can keep an eye on it's progress. If you have a query about the delivery time frame after it has been dispatched please contact the courier directly.

We deliver free inside the UK Mainland. Our tables are dispatched from our workshop in the south of England.

Shipping prices to the most popular countries that we deliver to in Europe and the USA are listed at checkout. If your country is not listed or there is no shipping price please contact is for a delivery price.

We ship worldwide. However, if your country is not listed at checkout, due to shipping prices changing week by week we prefer to get a new quote for each customer to make sure you have the most up to date delivery prices. Please send us a message through the contact form with your full address and we will reply with a delivery price and you can then decide if you wish to proceed or not.

Import Customs & Duties: If your country charges import duties or taxes on items you buy outside your country, you are responsible for paying these. You pay for the goods and delivery to us directly but if there are any import duties you need to pay these locally upon arrival.

We know that countries in the EU do charge import duties when having items delivered from the UK.

Good news! There are no import duties and taxes if you are ordering from the USA.

For any other countries you are responsible for finding out if there are any import duties.


Defective Products: All items are hand made and fully checked over before dispatch. On the rare chance you have received a defective or damaged in transit item, please contact us and we can arrange a replacement for you.

Incorrect Item Shipped: Although very unlikely as we only make 2 different models, If there is a mistake in the item shipped to you, please let us know so we can replace it for you.

Incorrect Product Ordered: Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot exchange used items. It is the responsibility of the customer to ensure that they are ordering the correct product. You are welcome to return the item for a refund but the item needs to be unused and packed as received. We will check it over when it arrives back to us. If there are any signs of use or it doesn't not have the original packaging, it will be sent back to you at your cost. Any refunds due to you will be for the original cost of the item but shipping fees already paid by us will not be refunded.

Change of Mind: All sales are final. Items purchased, once the shipping box has been opened, may not be returned or exchanged. You can return it still sealed and unopened but any refunds will exclude shipping fees already paid by us to send it to you.

Cancellations: Once an order has been processed, we are unable to make any additions, changes or quantity adjustments to it, or stop it from shipping.

If you changed your mind before the order is delivered, and no longer wish to receive the product, you can mark the UNOPENED box with “Return to sender” and send it back to us. Once we receive the order back, we will credit you for the cost of the product minus the shipping costs (where applicable) and a 20% restocking fee. If you paid a shipping costs you will not be refunded that portion as it has already been paid by us to the courier.

If you have any additional concerns about an order, please contact us through the contact form on our website.

Thank you for reading this information before ordering!

Customer Reviews

Based on 21 reviews
Aliza Schultz
10/10 Wang Vaccum

great fun, my husband straight jorked my shit for hours until the time was right, bleeding cum rn best purchase ever! this is my 5th milking table and this one is the only one that’s lasted longer than an hour! love the durability! (especially when the strap comes out!!!) feeling spasms in my dong right now, love the electric vibe, that post nut clarity got me laying there for an actual massage afterwards as the material is so comfortable :)

Purple Penny

My husband is tall and broad shouldered so the extra wide shoulder area at the top of the table allow him to be extra comfortable while I service his needs and the extra wide foot area allow him to spread his legs wider so I can give him some butt servicing and put my hands down the hole to grab him from behind when massaging hime. I am quite petite so the curves inwards in the middle help me get in closer. The surves and design are what made me choose this table over the stationary model. The hole is amazing I lay on the table and my husband takes me from behind while i have my hitachi wand positionsed underneath the hole. Every time I have used it has been the ride of my life. Feeling grateful for this wonderful life

Very erotic

Fabulous play furniture that has taken everything I have thrown at it. The aluminium frame is grea for attching cuffs and restraints while I hold my prey down and spank them and suck them dry

Rob Essex
Easy stored

I love how it folds away and can be put out of sight and sets up within seconds if the mood strikes quickly. Nice quality table and the build quality is much better than anyting else I have seen. I'm 6'4'' and I love how the table fits different heights so easily as my parnter is quite short and he

Portable pleasure indeed

I've wanted a play room in my house for a long time but have never had the space. The fact that this folds away and is portable allows me to turn my living room in to a play room when I want to and invite some special friends over for fun. I seem to get more regular call backs also from said friends, more then before the table it's just so much fun. Arrived in about 10 days after ordering and was well packaged